At The Park
Moments before we were kicked out of the park by this horribly terrifying Garter Snake …*
*So the story goes …
Jackson had the wonderful idea to visit the local park that is full of enormous trees and tons of grassy areas to run in. So, we packed up Ruby, some poop bags, a bottle of water, the camera, and ourselves. When we got there, Ruby sprinted across the grass, while Jackson, Archer, and I had a look around. We had a chance to walk around for maybe ten minutes, when something awful happened! A snake was 6 inches from Archer’s foot! A normal person, I’m guessing, wouldn’t have reacted in the way that I did. My first reaction was to run! But, wait! The baby! So, I grabbed Archer by the arm, picked him up, and began a swift walk away from this horrid snake. Each step I took I was looking down at my feet to avoid any other sneaky snakes that may have been lurking in the tall grass. 10 steps into the swift pace, I am startled by a toad in the grass! I scream, Jackson starts running, and so do I! While I’m sprinting Archer is in my arms being bounced around and is laughing. Finally, we reach the car where I strap everyone in and start driving. My heart is racing, my hands are shaking, and I am SO glad to be out of there! You might be thinking, ‘Wow. What a loser. It was just a little snake.’ Yeah, well, in my head I see a snake and the instantaneous picture that then comes to mind is a snake raising up with mouth open wide ready to attack! I don’t know the difference between a harmless snake and one that could really do some damage. So, unfortunately, they all get grouped together into the “Stay the Heck Away From Me, Because I May or May Not Bite You And/Or Wrap Myself Around Your Neck and Choke You” kind of snake. Sorry, snakes, I don’t really like you. No offense.





















